it's all a disguise!

at work today i learned a very important fact that might change your entire view on life. i know it changed my entire view on life. so. tell everyone you know! speak the truth to your children! let us not give way to another generation of lies and deceit!!!

but first, a few pictures from my most recent adventure:

Xanadu . . . with dynamite.

and by dynamite i mean tiffany. because her initials are TNT. duh.
she got to go on! and i got to see her! (thank you Mary Ellen and Roger!)



now. for the important stuff.

the eggplant is not a vegetable. it's a fruit. and not only that. . .



it is a berry.